The guy the priest in these comics is based on was in my local paper the other day, haha, WOO.
So nothing really happening this week, got Assassins Creed 2, haven't played it. Oh I dusted off my Wii and got Super
Mario Bros. it is hella fun when playing with friends, seriously, if you like old school Mario you will love this.
Also bought Powers Vol.1 by Brian Michael Bendis, but haven't had a chance to read it, and Magnificent Bastards by Rich Hall. So yeah, keep buying stuff for myself but have done no Christmas shopping, go me!
And now, back by popular demand, the continued adventures of the Frank the Dragon slaying Banker:
Frank the Dragon Slaying Banker
Part 3: Frank, an Old Man and some Great Balls of Fire
A cold monotonal voice comes over the trains tannoy “We are sorry to inform you this train is delayed, due to, a , dragon, on the tracks, we are very sorry for the delay to this service”
“I hate when they do that, if they were really sorry they could at least get someone to read the announcement for real,” Frank said as he pulled himself out for under one the trains benches.
“You’re awfully glib for a man being hunted by a dragon,” the old man groaned.
“Well, if you can’t laugh in the face of imminent death the what can you laugh at?”
“Lolcats, oh man, I love those little tykes”
“You’re a very strange old man”
“And you’ve completely changed your character from chapter 1”
“Dude, forth wall…”
Suddenly the door rips off the carriage. Frank and the old man make a break for the door at the end of the section as quickly as possible running from one carriage to the next.
“SO DO YOU ACTUALLY HAVE ANY IDEA WHERE WE’RE GOING?!” Frank yelled as they jumped out of the drivers door and continued to run down the track, not looking back at the carnage behind them.
“Up here!” The man performs a 4 foot vertical leap on to a ladder that leads up to the surface.
“HOW THE FUCK AM I MEANT TO GET UP THERE?!”
“Fire breathing demon spawn isn’t enough to get you incredibly motivated?”
“OH FUCK YOU OLD MAN!” Frank runs at the ladder and leaps….missing completely and taking a face plant to the wall. The old man drops down to Franks aid as he passes out on the floor.
TO BE CONTIUED
Tata now, bye bye then.
-Sock
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